May 2012
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May 11th
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“He reaches between my legs and pulls on the blue string – what?! – and gently...”
– Fifty Shades of Grey, p. 311. ok so guys, what I don’t get is WHY WAS THIS EVEN INCLUDED? like, why did e.l. james feel like she had to write about period sex? all it’s doing is grossing everyone out. i have nothing AGAINST period sex, but i think we can all agree it isn’t the most ideal thing in...
May 10th
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“But my hips start to move involuntarily, gyrating to their own rhythm, caught up...”
– Fifty Shades Darker, p. 55. my first album is going to be called COOL VANILLA SPELL. (via 50shadesofsuck)
May 10th
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May 10th
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May 10th
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lizl0vesit: 50 Shades of Grey excerpt. And to... →
His breathing is ragged, matching mine. “When did you start your period, Anastasia?” he asks out of the blue, gazing down at me. “Err… yesterday,” I mumble in my highly aroused state. “Good.” He releases me and turns me around. “Hold on to the sink,” he orders and pulls my hips back again,…
May 10th
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“So congratulations, North Carolina. Last night, you struck a decisive blow for...”
– STEPHEN COLBERT, The Colbert Report (via inothernews) WOW (via laurendane)
May 10th
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May 8th
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May 5th
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May 3rd
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May 3rd
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May 3rd
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“Okay, Miss Steele. You’ve been upgraded to first class.” “What?” “Ma’am, if...”
– Fifty Shades of Grey, p. 283. OMG don’t you just hate it when your gorgeous billionaire boyfriend who gives you orgasms that lead you to tears upgrades you to first class?! it’s the worst! (via 50shadesofsuck) Yeah, what a douche!
May 2nd
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May 2nd
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“The receptionist is a young African- American woman with large silver earrings...”
– Fifty Shades of Grey, p. 276. #subtlewhiteguilt (via 50shadesofsuck) So a bohemian look means friend?
May 1st
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May 1st
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April 2012
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Apr 30th
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Apr 27th